By an astonishing coincidence, Macworld’s sleuths have stumbled throughout the video rehearsal for one more Apple keynote presentation. All that point spent sifting by means of the bins at Apple Park was effectively price it.
So right here it’s: The whole minute-by-minute script for subsequent Tuesday’s Wonderlust event. From the iPhone 15 to the Apple Watch Collection 9, from the awkward jokes to the show-stopping demos, you’ll be able to examine all of the bulletins right here a number of days earlier than they really occur. If you wish to be stunned, cease studying now and watch the occasion reside at 10 a.m. PT on September 12.
(The final time we did this, some individuals didn’t notice it was faux till after the WWDC keynote. Whereas we are able to’t vouch for the validity of the doc we pilfered, we are able to vouch for the gullibility of the Web.)
Introduction
09:55: The pre-stream begins, which implies we’re watching a dynamic Apple emblem screensaver picture, accompanied by the most recent pop tunes from the hit parade. These embrace “Effectively I Marvel” by The Smiths, “Little Marvel” by David Bowie, and several other tracks by the Velvet Wonderground.
10:01: Precise video begins enjoying! An actor in informal put on is wandering/questioning round an American metropolis having fun with his Apple merchandise. Varied logistical puzzles and social encounters are lubricated by the help of his telephone, headphones, and smartwatch. The theme seems to be “Isn’t life nice while you personal costly shopper electronics?”
10:03: The actor’s adventures finish, and the video fades into Tim Prepare dinner standing within the inexperienced house in the midst of Apple Park. (Observe that that is all pre-recorded, as anticipated. Even after a number of years of those digital occasions, the dearth of viewers whooping and cheering nonetheless strikes us as bizarre, like watching “Two And A Half Males” with out the snigger observe.) Prepare dinner needs us a superb morning, and says how fortunate he’s to work for Apple, “an organization dedicated to leveraging know-how improvements into optimistic life experiences by means of the synergy of magical merchandise going ahead.” He then reveals–bang, no messing–that this occasion might be about three product strains particularly: the iPhone, the AirPods, and the Apple Watch. Positive, Jan. I guess there received’t be One Extra Factor as effectively.
10:05: However earlier than we get into the {hardware}, a number of software program updates. Prepare dinner says that since WWDC 2023, extra individuals have taken half in Apple’s beta software program program than ever earlier than. He claims that Apple’s engineers had been in a position so as to add quite a few new options on the premise of person suggestions. (Presumably, they noticed a number of bugs, too, however he doesn’t draw consideration to that.) Oh, and right here’s the primary announcement of the occasion: iOS 17, iPadOS 17, and watchOS 10 will all launch on Monday, September 18. That’s excellent news for iPad homeowners, who feared they may have to attend a bit longer, as occurred final yr. No phrase on macOS Sonoma’s launch date.
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New Apple Watches
10:07: Prepare dinner is recounting the letters he’s acquired from grateful prospects whose lives had been saved by their Apple Watches. Following on from final yr’s catalog of misfortunes, 2023’s letter writers report near-death experiences involving volcanoes, leopards, dynamite, hot-air balloons, serial killers, acid, venomous snakes, and the Worldwide House Station. It’s a harmful world on the market.
10:09: Right here comes Jeff Williams, Apple’s chief working officer, strolling confidently round a grassy nook of Apple Park like Tobey Maguire in “Spider-Man 3.” He says the Apple Watch “soars over different smartwatches like a wonderful golden eagle trying down at mice and voles” and assures us that huge issues are within the pipeline.
10:10: Whoosh! A short CGI advertising video, and there’s our first sighting of the brand new Apple Watch. It appears to be like… quite a bit just like the previous Apple Watch. And yep, there’s affirmation that it’s known as the Apple Watch Series 9.
10:11: We’re moving into the main points. Williams says the S9 processor within the Collection 9 “is much extra highly effective than any smartwatch chip in the marketplace proper now, like a robust lion ruling over a kingdom of lesser creatures.” In apply that seems to imply a 20 % enhance in processing velocity, and Williams says we are able to anticipate a considerable enhance in on a regular basis efficiency and battery life. Williams doesn’t acknowledge this, however the velocity bump is particularly noteworthy as a result of the final three Apple Watch chips, regardless of being branded because the S6, S7, and S8, had been all technically equivalent.
10:13: The Collection 9 will get 5G connectivity! That’s a key breakthrough in Apple’s push to make its smartwatch an unbiased machine. Williams provides that it additionally will get the Twin-Frequency GPS characteristic that debuted on the Apple Watch Extremely final yr. Which means it covers the L5 band in addition to the usual L1 for sharper location monitoring.
10:14: We’re now seeing lush pictures of the Collection 9, which is offered in a brand new pink colour. As good as that is, it suggests there aren’t any extra substantive upgrades to speak about. To be truthful we anticipated this yr to be a minor refresh, forward of the extra groundbreaking Apple Watch X launch in 2024.
10:15: Whoosh! One other CGI video, this time exhibiting what appears to be like like… sure, it’s the Apple Watch Extremely Collection 2.
10:17: Williams is getting enthusiastic concerning the upgrades on the brand new Extremely. It will get a microLED display, which implies a brighter and sharper image and also needs to decrease energy consumption. And this might be, the chief provides, “even larger than the unique Extremely’s display screen, towering over different watch screens just like the noble gorilla of the forest.” To be extra particular, it’s a 51mm show.
10:20: There are some design modifications to the Extremely Collection 2, though the general look is basically the identical. The chassis is lighter than that of its predecessor: it weighs simply 58.3g, which implies it’s dropped 3 grams. (It’s nonetheless heavier than the entire non-Extremely Apple Watches, in fact.)
10:23: The brand new Extremely clearly will get the upgraded S9 chip and 5G. Not a lot to say right here—the identical Collection 9 upgrades additionally apply to the Extremely Collection 2.
10:25: The brand new Extremely additionally will get a brand new colour possibility: a dark titanium finish that Apple calls “Galaxy Black,” and Williams describes as “the colour of a raven’s goals.” And with that, he’s striding off and this part seems to be over.
10:27: Tim Prepare dinner is again to sum up the brand new Apple Watches. He says pre-orders start at the moment, and that they’ll ship to prospects and seem in shops ranging from Friday, September 22. The Collection 9 begins at $399/£409, whereas the Extremely Collection 2 begins at $799/£829. These are the identical U.S. costs because the Collection 8 and authentic Extremely respectively, however it’s fascinating that the U.Okay. will get a worth lower.
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New AirPods
10:30: Prepare dinner is speaking concerning the AirPods vary. He says AirPods “synergize simplicity and expertise design with seamless know-how innovation going ahead.” And he’s excited to inform us concerning the product’s subsequent evolution.
10:31: Whoosh! Product video. Earbuds. They appear slightly just like the 2nd-gen AirPods from 2019, besides they’re in all types of colours: blue, yellow, and pink. It is a huge step from Apple.
10:33: Ah, thriller solved. Prepare dinner says he’s proud to announce… the AirPods SE! And he welcomes AirPods senior engineer Mary-Ann Rau to the digital stage to inform us extra.
10:34: Rau says AirPods are the preferred and profitable headphones on the planet, however Apple wished to go additional. It wished to place AirPods into the fingers of everybody who appreciates nice audio. And the corporate’s engineers have been working to carry “all some great benefits of AirPods, at a low, low worth. Ker-ching!”
10:36: AirPods Lite… sorry, AirPods SE have “the identical design, the identical audio high quality, and the identical options as our enormously in style 2nd-gen AirPods, with the addition of nice new colours and a price ticket you’ll love. Cashback!”
10:38: This all implies that the AirPods SE don’t get Spatial Audio or Adaptive EQ, just like the 2021 AirPods. Nor do they get these headphones’ extra refined contact controls. You’ll simply get double-tap to play, fast-forward, and so forth. Plus Hey Siri, if that’s your factor. Nor, in fact, do they get energetic noise cancellation just like the AirPods Professional. All of which might be fantastic if the worth is true.
10:40: No phrase on the worth simply but. Rau is transferring on to Apple’s over-ear headphones. She says AirPods Max “ship market-leading audio in a chic bundle, and have proved in style world wide. Bosh!” It’s price saying that the opinions of AirPods Max had been certainly not universally optimistic, with explicit criticism of the bodily design, though the audio high quality is certainly wonderful.
10:42: Whoosh! Product video. We’re seeing over-ear headphones, however they appear nearer to the Beats aesthetic–significantly this yr’s Beats Studio Pro–than the unique AirPods Max. This factors to a whole redesign. There’s a variety of colours, however the first-gen Max fashions had loads of colour choices. Then once more… sure, a particular sighting of the brand new AirPods Max in pink. That’s new.
10:45: Rau says she’s proud to announce… AirPods Max 2nd Technology. Snappy identify.
10:46: Tons extra photographs of the brand new AirPods Max. They’re very totally different, which says quite a bit about Apple’s religion in that “elegant bundle.”
10:47: Rau says the brand new AirPods Max characteristic “the very newest in audiophile know-how. Awooga!” This implies they now assist… Adaptive Transparency, Dialog Increase, and Apple Music’s Lossless Audio format; additionally they get the newer Adaptive Audio, Personalised Quantity, and Dialog Consciousness options announced at WWDC 2023. They usually get the newer H2 chip you’ll discover within the newer AirPods as an alternative of the H1. That’s quite a bit, however it’s all a query of catching up with one other Apple product that prices lower than half as a lot. By the point we see the third-gen AirPods Max, they’ll presumably have fallen massively behind as soon as once more.
10:51: Prepare dinner is again to sum up. He says pre-orders of the AirPods SE start at the moment, and they’ll seem in shops from Friday, September 22. They may price $99/£99–it’s genuinely spectacular that Apple acquired underneath 100, and I’d suspect these will promote effectively. The AirPods Max will go on sale in October and price $499/£499. And we’re carried out with AirPods! What’s subsequent?
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iPhone 15
10:53: Prepare dinner is speaking concerning the historic influence of the iPhone. He says it “modified the very essence of the human expertise, marking the progressive synergy of design simplicity going ahead. However at the moment, simplicity turns into much more progressive going ahead!”
10:54: Reduce to black. And whoosh: one other product video. A sprinkling of stars, a looming form… it’s…
10:55: The iPhone 15. Tagline: “Apple’s goodest iPhone but.”
10:56: And right here to speak concerning the enhancements on this yr’s iPhone, product sub-marketing vice-manager Harry Harriman.
10:57: Harriman is speaking concerning the Dynamic Island, which he describes as “the best human invention because the air fryer.” He says Apple wished to make it possible for extra individuals may entry this groundbreaking characteristic of the iPhone 14 Professional, which is why the iPhone 15 will get the Dynamic Island.
10:59: It’s perhaps price noting that Apple lately has very a lot not been fascinated with ensuring as many individuals as attainable can entry its greatest options. It has pursued a deliberate coverage of confining one of the best options to the premium merchandise solely, with a purpose to push prospects into upgrading.
11:00: One hour in! And Harriman is speaking concerning the mute change. This has been changed with a solid-state Motion button. As a result of it’s not a mechanical transferring half it ought to be much less prone to go incorrect; the previous mechanical House button was infamous for jamming up or refusing to work after a number of years, and issues improved with the launch of the capacitive House button on the iPhone 7. Alternatively, how typically do you might have issues together with your mute button?
11:02: That’s a good level. Harriman factors out that solid-state buttons are simpler to customize: not simply their operate, however their haptic suggestions, the velocity or period of double or lengthy presses, and so forth.
11:04: We’re taking a look at extra photographs of the iPhone 15. There are some sensible new colour finishes: inexperienced and pink. And the yellow end has been brightened up, so it’s now a bit jollier.
11:06: The modifications aren’t simply beauty: The usual iPhone has had a redesign, albeit fairly a minor one. The display screen is barely bigger (6.2 inches and 6.8 inches respectively for the 15 and 15 Plus) however the physique of the telephone stays the identical measurement because of smaller bezels. The again corners of the chassis are actually extra rounded, for presumably a smoother really feel within the hand (when uncased). General it appears to be like largely the identical, simply barely nicer.
11:08: The cameras are largely the identical however the iPhone 15 is getting the 48MP lens that the iPhone 14 Professional acquired final yr. No point out of ProRAW however Apple says the brand new digicam takes photographs with “unbelievable readability and exact particulars.”
11:09: There is not going to be any leather-based equipment for the iPhone 15! That was expected, however it’s nonetheless a giant name. Harriman says Apple takes its environmental tasks severely, and that beginning at the moment, the Apple Retailer is not going to promote any merchandise or equipment containing leather-based. There might be a leather-free different which he claims “feels precisely the identical.”
11:11: Tim Prepare dinner is again to sum up the iPhone 15. Pre-orders open at the moment, and it’ll seem in shops on September 22, the identical as the brand new Apple Watches and the AirPods SE. The iPhone 15 begins at $749/£799, whereas the 15 Plus begins at $849/£899: each get a worth lower from the 14-series.
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iPhone 15 Professional
11:13: Prepare dinner is now speaking concerning the iPhone 14 Professional, which he says “was extra in style than any earlier premium smartphone Apple has made.” In all probability since you gave the usual iPhone 14 a year-old processor.
11:14: How do you enhance upon perfection? By specializing in the synergy of simplicity and the person expertise, he says. Right here to announce the iPhone 15 Professional is product vice-marketing sub-manager Steve Bytheway.
11:16: Whoosh: product video. We are able to see that the Professional fashions additionally get slimmed-down bezels, so the screens are presumably bigger. It additionally appears to be like like there’s a brand new grey colour end.
11:18: Bytheway says the brand new A17 Bionic processor is the quickest chip Apple has ever put in an iPhone. (Which appears apparent.) Extra impressively, he says it’s the trade’s first 3nm processor. It options greater than 22 billion transistors; the A16 had simply 16 billion. Which means way more uncooked processing muscle, whereas energy consumption also needs to be improved.
11:21: The iPhone 15 Professional’s storage choices go all the best way as much as 2TB. Who wants that a lot house on a telephone? No one. And 8GB of RAM as commonplace, up from 6GB on the 14 Professional. (That’s a primary—Apple doesn’t often speak concerning the RAM in iPhones.)
11:22: We’re trying on the design. The 15 Professional handsets are product of titanium as an alternative of chrome steel, which implies they’re lighter than final yr’s telephones whereas offering the identical energy. You recognize what’s bizarre? The photographs and movies hold avoiding the underside fringe of the telephones. What’s Apple hiding?
11:24: And naturally, the Professional fashions get all of the design upgrades on the 14 and 14 Plus. They get the solid-state Motion button and the identical slimmer bezels, which implies display screen sizes of 6.2 inches and 6.8 inches respectively. There’s been no point out of a rebranding of the top-end mannequin, by the best way; it nonetheless appears to be known as the Professional Max slightly than the Extremely.
11:26: Battery life is far improved, Bytheway claims. He says the iPhone 15 Professional and 15 Professional Max final a minimum of an hour longer than their equivalents from 2022. That might be a minimum of partly right down to the A17.
11:28: There’s a brand new colour end: “Titan Grey.” It appears to be like fairly uninteresting, however perhaps it’s extra spectacular while you see it in particular person.
11:29: Now the digicam. The enhancements to the large (higher sensor) and ultra-wide (48MP) are glossed over as a picture of a distant constructing seems. Now it will get nearer, even nearer, and growth, we are able to see it now. Bytheway is describing the brand new periscope telephoto lens that has a 6X optical zoom and as much as 30X digital zoom with “readability as in case you’re inches away.” It appears to be like spectacular however we had been type of hoping for 100X house zoom.
11:31: Bytheway is exhibiting a video concerning the new digicam, which appears very spectacular. It will make numerous iPhone patrons need the Professional Max.
11:33: And Prepare dinner is again to sum up. Once more, pre-orders open at the moment, and gross sales on September 22. The iPhone 15 Professional begins at $999/£1,099 (the identical because the 14 Professional), whereas the 15 Professional Max begins at $1,199/£1,249 (which has gone up) although you’re getting 256GB of storage, which price $100 beforehand.
11:34: We appear to be wrapping up.
One Extra Factor
11:35: The display screen darkens, after which we’re again with Jeff Williams. He’s speaking about Lightning, which he calls “the strongest and bravest and quickest and most safe proprietary connection commonplace on the planet.” (We name it the little iPhone port that could.)
11:36: Typically, Williams says, you must present braveness. “The identical braveness because the noble stag being chased by cowardly bureaucrats making an attempt to impose short-sighted rules.”
11:37: Which is why, he says, we’re proud to announce a brand-new commonplace. It’s known as “Apple Port.”
11:39: Apple Port is as quick and safe as USB-C, and has been fastidiously designed to be appropriate with all USB-C merchandise made by the “lesser and weaker firms sniffing round our income streams.”
11:40: Apple went as far as to make Apple Port look precisely the identical as USB-C in order that customers received’t be confused.
11:41: However Apple Port provides a characteristic that USB-C doesn’t provide: Apple Pace Management. Hmmm, what’s that?
11:42 Apple Pace Management ensures that real merchandise offered by Apple itself or a registered reseller are working at optimum effectivity. “Your charging and knowledge transfers might be as swift as a salmon,” Williams says. “Until you’re utilizing a non-genuine product made by one other firm, during which case we’ll de-optimize its operations at no further price or inconvenience to you.”
11:44: All of this yr’s iPhones and AirPods will characteristic Apple Port, and the corporate might be working to adapt all of its different merchandise to the identical commonplace.
11:47: And now we actually are wrapping up. We hope you loved the presentation.